Tata walked
into the office one morning not knowing that his zip was down. His sexy
secretary walked up to him and asked, "Boss this morning when you left
your house, Did you close your garage door?"
This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his office looking a bit puzzled.
When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper
was not zipped up. He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had
told him, he finally understood. He then intentionally went out to ask
for a cup of coffee from his secretary.
When he reached her desk, he
said, "When you saw the garage door open did you see my JAGUAR parked in
there?" The secretary smiled for a moment and said.... . . . . . "No boss,
I didn't. All I saw was a NANO with 2 flat tyres”!